FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT
17th December 2024 Edition
ARAB LEAGUE OF NATIONS & OIC ONE STEP AWAY FROM DECLARING WAR ON ISRAEL FOR ITS GENOCIDAL WAR IN GAZA
Kuala Lumpur, Tues:- The Arab League Of Nations, a grouping of 22 Arab states, and the Organization Of Islamic Cooperation, a grouping of 57 countries of which 48 are Muslim-majority countries, are one step away from declaring war on Israel for its genocidal war in Gaza which has killed upwards of 45,000 Palestinians, mostly women, children and elderly people, according to a spokesperson with insider knowledge, speaking on condition of anonymity.
"The talk is to send a large military force by air, sea and land incursions in order to, in the words of Malaysia's representative, who asked to be identified as H.P.M.I., an acronym for Hidup Palestine! Mampus Israel!, loosely translated as Palestine Forever! Death To Israel!, cleanse the land of invaders from the river to the sea," he explained.
When asked if such an action would not amount to what the Arab-Moslem world was accusing the Israelis of, i.e. genocide, or ethnic cleansing, his response was it would not especially if it was done in the name of Allah and the Prophet, s.a.w., in which case it would amount to jihad, part and parcel of their holy war, nothing more.
"My old man, may his soul rest in peace, used to say," he continued, "we Moslems have a license to kill if we do it in the name of Allah and the Prophet, s.a.w., but the Jews, yes, especially the Jews, no, they cannot; they have no right, unless they convert of course, followed by his characteristically sheepish chuckle," he concluded.
As to the sticking point, that which was holding up all parties from a unanimous decision in favor of the motion, which was championed by Malaysia, currently host nation of the OIC, it was rumored to be the peace accord both Jordan and Egypt had with the rogue state that was in the way, but it was also rumored that the host nation's proposal that the motion be passed on the weight of a majority vote of 70 percent in favor was about to be passed without objection.
