FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

8th July 2023 Edition

BIDEN APPROVES SENDING CLUSTER BOMBS TO UKRAINE, VIETNAM WAR SURPLUS NAPALM FLAMETHROWERS FOR TRENCH WARFARE TO FOLLOW NEXT

Washington, D.C., Saturday:- In an unprecedented move, the Biden administration has approved sending cluster bombs, a highly controversial weapon of war whose use has been banned by more than a hundred nations excluding the U.S., Russia and Ukraine, to Ukraine in the belief such munitions might help change the course of the war in Ukraine's favor.

   Also on the cards are sending Vietnam War surplus napalm flamethrowers to assist frontline Ukrainian soldiers in their trench warfare efforts and white phosphorous incendiary bombs for long-rang artillery strikes, weapons of war considered to be equally controversial by international standards that were being pushed around the table in view of, in the words of the Ukrainian military attaché's unnamed assistant here in Washington, D.C., 'putting the fear of God' into Ruskovich's army of invaders', 

   According to our White House correspondent...