FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

29th June 2023 Edition

PUTIN GETS PAT ON THE BACK FOR $3 MILLION ISKANDER MISSILE STRIKE KILLING 12 UKRAINIANS, VERY COST EFFECTIVE SAYS HE

Moscow, Wed.:- Vladimir Putin received a standing ovation at the Kremlin for killing 12 Ukrainians with a $3 million Iskander hypersonic missile targeting a pizza restaurant in the eastern Ukrainian city of Kramatorsk believed to be a popular eating joint for military personnel as well.

   "A $3 million missile strike for 12 Ukrainian fatalities is very good odds," he remarked in a victory speech. "This is why we need to increase special operation-related taxes by 500% per person, so that we can kill more Ukrainians with our expensive but deadly weapons," he said, before going around to shake hands amidst getting pats on the back for a job well done.