FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

20th September 2026 Edition

 MISS ISRAEL TO BE KICKED OUT OF MALAYSIA

Kuala Lumpur, Sunday:- Malaysia, first-time hosts of the prestigious Miss Universe 2030 beauty pageant, has detained Rachel Mordecai, 18, the reigning Miss Israel, who was arrested at the Miss Universe 2030 auditorium at the Continental Hotel during opening night rehearsals on charges of entering the country illegally.

According to a senior immigration official at the scene, Rachael Mordecai, representing Israel, had entered the country using an Argentinian passport, a dual passport holder tactic commonly employed by blacklisted nationals, or citizens of blacklisted countries, when attempting to enter the country illegally, or, in spoof lingo, under the radar.

She is scheduled to appear in court with her handler, spoof lingo for field liaison officer, who was arrested on the same night, and will together face charges for illegal entry and suspicion of being a spy for the Zionist entity, according to n unnamed official familiar with the matter.

For the record, Malaysia neither recognizes nor has diplomatic ties with Israel which it views as an invading entity illegally occupying sacred Arab land usurped from the people of Palestine by means of a seventy-year-long genocidal war.