FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

21st November 2023 Edition

AL JAZEERA CLAIMS IDF CCTV FOOTAGE OF HAMAS PRESENCE IN SHIFA HOSPITAL ACTUALLY FILMED ON MOVIE SET IN TEL AVIV WITH ARAB LOOKALIKE GUNMEN & FOREIGN HOSTAGES

Doha, Tuesday:- Al Jazeera has dismissed an IDF video purporting to show CCTV footage of Hamas gunmen and hostages inside Shifa hospital on the day of the October 7th attack as being staged and malicious, intended to discredit Hamas's denial of using civilians as human shields.

"It is obvious the Israelis filmed it on set in a movie studio in Tel Aviv with actors posing as Arab gunmen and foreign hostages in an effort to discredit Hamas," said an Al Jazeera spokeswoman who declined to be named.

Word from Hamas representatives who were approached for comment has yet to be received at the time of publication.

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16th November 2023 Edition

HAMAS ISSUES FATWA BOYCOTTING ALL ISRAELI GOODS & SERVICES IN SOLIDARITY WITH INTERNATIONAL BOYCOTT ISRAEL MOVEMENT

Gaza City, Thursday:- Hamas has issued a fatwa, a directive governed by Islamic law, boycotting all Israeli goods and services with immediate effect.
   Speaking on condition of anonymity, a Hamas spokesman explained that the boycott covered all Israeli goods and services including water, electricity, fuel and Internet services provided by Israel in the hope of, in the words of the International Boycott Israel Movement's mission statement, bringing down the apartheid regime that is Israel by sabotaging its economy via trade boycotts and brand assassinations.
   He went on to explain that in place of water piped in from Israeli water filtration plants, smuggled bottled water would be brought in via Hamas's network of goods smuggling tunnels.
   In place of electricity generated and supplied by Israeli power-generating plants, smuggled kerosene lamps and kerosene would be brought in via similar channels.
   In place of petroleum pumped in and supplied by Israel's oil and gas industry giants, smuggled petroleum and petroleum products and by-products would be brought in via similar channels.
    And in place of Internet services provided by Israeli-controlled telecommunication companies which Israel could completely shut down whenever it pleased, the people of Gaza were advised to move closer to the Gaza-Egypt border where they could tap into wi-fi signals from Egypt, which Palestinians in the West Bank were also advised to do, tap into wi-fi signals from across the border with Jordan, unless overruled by Fatah, the Palestinian authority in the West Bank.