FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT
16th November 2023 Edition
HAMAS ISSUES FATWA BOYCOTTING ALL ISRAELI GOODS & SERVICES IN SOLIDARITY WITH INTERNATIONAL BOYCOTT ISRAEL MOVEMENT
Gaza City, Thursday:- Hamas has issued a fatwa, a directive governed by Islamic law, boycotting all Israeli goods and services with immediate effect.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a Hamas spokesman explained that the boycott covered all Israeli goods and services including water, electricity, fuel and Internet services provided by Israel in the hope of, in the words of the International Boycott Israel Movement's mission statement, bringing down the apartheid regime that is Israel by sabotaging its economy via trade boycotts and brand assassinations.
He went on to explain that in place of water piped in from Israeli water filtration plants, smuggled bottled water would be brought in via Hamas's network of goods smuggling tunnels.
In place of electricity generated and supplied by Israeli power-generating plants, smuggled kerosene lamps and kerosene would be brought in via similar channels.
In place of petroleum pumped in and supplied by Israel's oil and gas industry giants, smuggled petroleum and petroleum products and by-products would be brought in via similar channels.
And in place of Internet services provided by Israeli-controlled telecommunication companies which Israel could completely shut down whenever it pleased, the people of Gaza were advised to move closer to the Gaza-Egypt border where they could tap into wi-fi signals from Egypt, which Palestinians in the West Bank were also advised to do, tap into wi-fi signals from across the border with Jordan, unless overruled by Fatah, the Palestinian authority in the West Bank.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a Hamas spokesman explained that the boycott covered all Israeli goods and services including water, electricity, fuel and Internet services provided by Israel in the hope of, in the words of the International Boycott Israel Movement's mission statement, bringing down the apartheid regime that is Israel by sabotaging its economy via trade boycotts and brand assassinations.
He went on to explain that in place of water piped in from Israeli water filtration plants, smuggled bottled water would be brought in via Hamas's network of goods smuggling tunnels.
In place of electricity generated and supplied by Israeli power-generating plants, smuggled kerosene lamps and kerosene would be brought in via similar channels.
In place of petroleum pumped in and supplied by Israel's oil and gas industry giants, smuggled petroleum and petroleum products and by-products would be brought in via similar channels.
And in place of Internet services provided by Israeli-controlled telecommunication companies which Israel could completely shut down whenever it pleased, the people of Gaza were advised to move closer to the Gaza-Egypt border where they could tap into wi-fi signals from Egypt, which Palestinians in the West Bank were also advised to do, tap into wi-fi signals from across the border with Jordan, unless overruled by Fatah, the Palestinian authority in the West Bank.
