FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

                      10th January 2021 Edition 

 

WHATSAPP SUSPECTED OF MOSSAD DISINFORMATION LINKS  

                                          

Brussels, Sun:- Unconfirmed reports from unverified sources appear to point to WhatsApp, the world's third most popular social networking platform with over 2 billion active users, as being an Israeli spy agency tool for the dissemination of unconfirmed reports from unverified sources in its covert efforts to sow the seeds of disinformation on a global scale, according to an unconfirmed report from an unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices.
   When pressed for hard evidence concerning such an outlandish yet serious allegation albeit of such an ambiguous nature, this is what the unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices concerned had to say: [quote] "Who owns WhatsApp? Facebook, right? And who owns Facebook? A Jew, right? And whom are Jews loyal to, regardless of nationality? Israel, right?" [unquote]

   When pressed further for evidence linking the Israeli intelligence agency to the outlandish yet serious allegations made albeit of such an ambiguous nature, this is what the unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices concerned had to say: [quote] "You think that's bad? Oh boy. Wait till you hear what I heard about Google, the world's foremost website and search engine with over 4 billion active users worldwide and which in turn owns You Tube and the Android OS amongst a host of other acquisitions and, here's the rub, whose owners are Jews as well, and what that might imply ought to be sufficient cause for a lot of sleepless nights for a lot of folks out there, but that's another story, so relax, everyone, it ain't the end of the world, at least not yet it ain't." [unquote]